Paris Hilton Signs Record Deal, Because The End of the World Is Clearly Coming

Yes, you heard me correctly. God help us..or is he the one man who could usher Paris to music stardom. Personally, I think they are hooking up, and that's a part of the deal. On the official, Lil Wayne's crew just signed Paris Hilton to a record deal, and she's planning on dropping a brand new album soon! According to TMZ, rumor has it, Hilton's album will focus on house music -- no surprise, since she's been DJing at various clubs all over the world, and training with house's biggest names.

If you remember correctly, the last time she attempted a song was this "gem".