Vermin Supreme Wants to Be Your Next President
Supreme, who made headlines this week when he showed up in New Hampshire to file for the ballot with a rubber boot on his head, a giant toothbrush in tow and armed with multiple unloaded weapons, went over some of the things that make him different than the other candidates out there. His platform includes:
-- A pony-based economy that would give a free pony to every American citizen.
-- Mandatory teeth-brushing time each day.
-- Rather than taking steps against a zombie apocalypse, Supreme would rather see the zombies utilized as a means of free energy to power our nation. (Via a giant hamster wheel.)
-- Rather than bring in a bunch of stuffed shirts and overachievers to help fill out his cabinet, Supreme would instead create a "Cabinet of Memes" to help him run the country.
These are just a few of Vermin Supreme's radical ideas, and you can hear them all in the full interview below:
So what do you think? Would you vote for Vermin Supreme? Is he better or worse than some of the other candidates that are out there? Let us know!