Not just a great thing to have for's now officially defined as a weapon. A Florida man took his aggression to a level not really seen too often. Assault with a Burrito is the charge.


 According to CBS, The man slapped a 16-year-old boy in the face with a Taco Bell burrito. All of this because of a verbal fight, that led up to 36-year-old Erik Brown grabbing the tortilla rolled goodness and threw it with force at the face of a young victim, a teenage boy did not have any injuries but did have the contents of one said burrito including cheese, mild sauce, and seasoned meat all over his face and nicely pressed shirt.