Confession: I Use Different Deodorants for Different Occasions

Call me strange, but it's true: I'm a man who has amassed quite a collection of men's deodorant.

Some people collect shoes and watches, and then there's someone like myself who has about seven different deodorants for different occasions.

Something tells me I'm not the only one out there who does this. Why would there be such a variety of brands and strengths in the first place? When I'm shopping at the store or the grocery market and I come across a new scent or clinical purpose deodorant, I can't pass it up, and it's lead to a collection and variety of antiperspirants.

Admittedly, I was blessed with great pores and skin and when it comes to body odor, my hygiene is on point and it takes a lot (and I mean a lot) to smell – even at my sweatiest sports moments.

So, here's my deal. I have about a good five to seven different antiperspirants that have different uses in my everyday life:

THE SPORTS STICK: 

Used for the sweatier moments of my life such as working out or playing sports.

THE LOUNGE STICK:

If I'm simply just hanging around the house or relaxing at night after a nice hot shower, then I prefer settling down with this fresh scent and feel.

THE BUSINESS STICK:

Used for weddings, church or for when I have an event to DJ. Usually, I'm wearing a black or white button-down, so this plus the strength of antiperspirant it has is perfect for these outings.

THE BEACH STICK:

For when I prefer a bit of complimenting aroma when surrounded by the scents of the ocean mist and warm sand.

THE CLUB STICK:

This one is self-explanatory. It brings out the night and the evening energy for when I hit the town for a little dancing.

BONUS- THE CHEST PRIMERS: There's nothing prouder than a pumped-up chest that radiates a good smell after a good swell at the gym. Two passes over the pecs with one of these bad Larrys always does the trick.