confession

Some people collect shoes and watches, and then there's someone like myself. I collect deodorant.

I’ve pretended to be Michael Rock’s child for three years, and all I got was this dumb T-shirt.

Earlier this morning, I was telling Michael and Larry that I am afraid to go to the bank.  Let me explain why...

According to the Boston Globe, suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has admitted to the FBI that he and his brother Tamerlan are responsible for the twin bombings at the Boston Marathon last week, however, he had not yet been read his Miranda rights when he admitted to the act of terrorism...