5 Famous Guys You Never Want to See Play Christian Grey

As another Hollywood "hottie" is rumored to be cast as Christian Grey in the 'Fifty Shades of Grey 'movie, it got me to rolling my eyes thinking - who should NEVER, under any circumstance, be cast as Christian Grey?

5. Nick Nolte: This tousled head of hair is not sexy. At all. EVER.

4. John Heder: More like 'Napoleon Dud-omite'.

3. Macaulay Culkin: Home Alone? Don't wonder why, pal.

2. LMFAO's Red Foo:  UnSexy and I Don't know it. What, I work out?

1. Me (Billy Teed):  Too much sexiness isn't allowed in regular theaters. Sorry, Ladies.

Don't forget our Ladies night out party is happening on July 12, so mark it down on your calendars! You won't want to miss this!