The Gospel According to Britney

For one night only, Britney Spears fans can finally see the show they've been dreaming of; SPEARS: The Gospel According to Britney.  Take THAT, Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Thanks to Pat Blute's musical brainchild, Brit-Brit's hits will tell the story Jesus' life, from birth through the resurrection- all while making you want to dance.  The show will happen on November 7th and Blute hopes that a Britney enthusiast will see the show and invest in it.  But if you're wondering if SPEARS crosses the religious line, Blute assures us that the story simply uses pieces of pop culture in a non-offensive way.  You always knew there was a deeper meaning behind "Hit Me Baby, One More Time", didn't you?