The Face You Make When You Win Four Million Dollars

MassLottery.com announced that the first $4 million prize was claimed in the “$4,000,000 Gold Rush” game by Jazlyn A. Daniels-Walker of Dorchester. Daniels-Walker chose the cash option on her prize and received a one-time payment of $2.6 million (less tax withholdings).

Ok, so technically she's not walking away with $4 million, but $2.6 million is still a heck of a lot of money! Can someone please explain to me why this woman looks like the human version of Eeyore? Scratch that, at least Eeyore shows sadness. This woman looks like she hasn't felt a single emotion in at least a decade. Seriously, are you ok?!

Honestly, here's how I, and I think most people would react to winning that kind of dough:

Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

There are still two $4 million prizes and 10 $1 million prizes still available in the “$4,000,000 Gold Rush” $10 instant game. If you happen to scratch a winner, try to act a little more excited about it.