Pick One: Muffin Tops or Muffin Bottoms [POLL]

Christine and Gazelle are trying to tell me that...if forced to choose...most people would choose a muffin's top than a muffin's bottom.  I just find this so hard to believe.  I LOVE the muffin bottoms, but just sort of "deal with" the muffin tops.  What do you think?

Additional Reporting by Sara Achorn