
I’m Embarrassed to Say, but My Wedding Hashtag Is Becoming the Butt of a Joke
With a last name like "Arsenault," trying to come up with a unique hashtag for our wedding has been a struggle for my fiancee and me.
Just having the word "Arse" in the name has quickly made the hashtag the butt of the joke (pun intended) and now I can't think of anything that doesn't involve a rear-end.
The people of social media did not disappoint when I put out the call. Each hashtag had me roaring. Here are a few examples of what I'm dealing with:
- #danceyourarsenaultoff
- #arsenaultatlast
- #checkoutmyarsenault
- #thatsmyarsenault
- #rockoutwityoarsenaultout
- #herarsenaultismine
- #ArsenaultHerAtTheAltar
- #AbouttoKissmyARSEnault

Others thought I should include my radio name "Gazelle" in the hashtag and I can tell you right now that it's not going to fly with the fiancee.
Here's what they came up with (just for fun):
- #SheFellForGazelle
- #TheBelleAndGazelle
- #ohwhatthehellillmarrygazelle
- #AGazellionDreamsComeTrue
- #GazelleWeddingBellz
- #CaughtTheGazelle
- #Gazelledown
- #ringthebellsformrandmrsgazelle
The list goes on and on, but you get the gist.
I've been in the wedding business for a decade, can always tell what the crowd wants, can keep a dance floor flowing strong all night, can recommend any vendor to any client, and ensure that the bride and groom will have a night they’ll never forget.
Sadly, when it comes to figuring out the freakin’ hashtag for my own wedding, I’m at a complete loss.
C'est la vie (insert facepalm emoji).
Feel free to send along your ideas to Gazelle@Fun107.com or message me on the Fun 107 app.