Gazelle’s Wedding Hashtag Is Embarrassingly Difficult to Create

With a last name like "Arsenault," trying to come up with a unique hashtag for our wedding has been a struggle for my fiancee and me.

Just having the word "Arse" in the name has quickly made the hashtag the butt of the joke (pun intended) and now I can't think of anything that doesn't involve a rear-end.

The people of social media did not disappoint when I put out the call. Each hashtag had me roaring. Here are a few examples of what I'm dealing with:

#danceyourarsenaultoff
#arsenaultatlast
#checkoutmyarsenault
#thatsmyarsenault
#rockoutwityoarsenaultout
#herarsenaultismine
#ArsenaultHerAtTheAltar
#AbouttoKissmyARSEnault

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Others thought I should include my radio name "Gazelle" in the hashtag and I can tell you right now that it's not going to fly with the fiancee.

Here's what they came up with (just for fun):

#SheFellForGazelle
#TheBelleAndGazelle
#ohwhatthehellillmarrygazelle
#AGazellionDreamsComeTrue
#GazelleWeddingBellz
#CaughtTheGazelle
#Gazelledown
#ringthebellsformrandmrsgazelle

The list goes on and on, but you get the gist.

I've been in the wedding business for a decade, can always tell what the crowd wants, can keep a dance floor flowing strong all night, can recommend any vendor to any client, and ensure that the bride and groom will have a night they’ll never forget.

Sadly, when it comes to figuring out the freakin’ hashtag for my own wedding, I’m at a complete loss.

C'est la vie (insert facepalm emoji).

Feel free to send along your ideas to Gazelle@Fun107.com or message me on the Fun 107 app.