There are more wild turkeys in Massachusetts than there are people in Acushnet, Fairhaven, Westport, and perhaps even Dartmouth. Why so many turkeys now?
The Rumble in the Jungle. The Thrilla in Manila. And now it's the Blockbuster in Rochester as two turkey hens did battle in the middle of Alley Road today.
A frozen turkey spill brought California highway traffic to a stand still yesterday morning. 25,000 pounds of turkey littered the roadway after an early morning accident and it could be something lots of California families are thankful for.
Lets face it, turkeys are eaten because they aren't particularly smart. Actually, they are just plain stupid. Yep, I'm just gonna throw that one out there.