So if you have been wondering just why exactly we aren't hearing about crazy miracles here in the United States, loudmouth televangelist Pat Robertson might just have an insane answer for you.

Sorry to say, this is not an April Fool's joke either. Pat Robertson says that we don't see as many miracles, because we have too many Ivy League schools teaching us things like science and all that other stuff.

Robertson says that countries like Africa see more miracles because they lack education and are 'simple'.  That may be so, but because we are smarter - by Robertson's logic - God is neglecting us?

Open mouth, insert foot, Pat.