160 Sheep Stolen From Town Called “Wool”

A little awkwardness has happened in the universe. Wool's wool is missing. I know! how does this stuff happen? A town called Wool is missing a bunch of it's sheep. Police in southwest England appealed for help Tuesday in tracking down thieves who made off with 160 sheep from a field near the village of Wool.

According to the Huffington Post, Police say the sheep were stolen between Saturday and Monday, and that the thieves would have needed a large vehicle to move the woolly haul.

Really? you would think? "Hey, look at that guy walking his 160 sheep down the road" I guess the point being, if your cousin in England stole a bunch of sheep, Skype with him or her and tell them to do the right thing, and bring them home. Thanks!