You Can Name a Cockroach After Your Ex for Valentine’s Day
What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than to throw shade at your horrible exes?
According to ABC News, there's a zoo in England that's here to help all those lonely people on Valentine's Day. I mean, it's no fun being alone on the one day of the year where lovey-dovey nonsense is literally all around you. Valentine's Day is like a Chuck Norris spin kick to the throat for singles.
Well, here's a way to shake off those V-Day blues. Just make a donation to the Hemsley Conservation Centre in Fairseat, England. If you do, they'll be more than happy to name a cockroach after one of your exes.
Apparently, they're claiming that it's a form of relationship therapy. I don't know if I buy that. It's supposedly a way to get back at your ex without any real "revenge."
I don't know if I buy that whole relationship therapy thing, but I definitely wouldn't mind sparing some money just to be able to tell all my exes there's a cockroach in England named after you.
The only problem is I have a quite a few terrible exes. I may or may not need to shell out a considerable amount of money to name quite a few of these cockroaches, but hey, it's still cheaper than actual therapy!