The Black Friday Deals We Really Wish Existed

All year long people look for that great, steeply discounted deal that only happens once a year. But don't expect us to get on the Black Friday Hype Train until it includes these super deals, too.

80% of my health insurance bill for the year.  Yes, please!  Especially since we're 'bout to get real hurt in a giant pig-pile of humans fighting for it.

Buy one, Get Three Free Mortgage Payments.  Raise the roof! ...cuz suddenly it's cheap enough for us to have one.

5-Year Contract at Your Dream Job with the purchase of a Student Loan. We'll only be half-sad when making our monthly payment to Sallie Mae. (See Sallie Mae taking our ENTIRE wallet?)

Buy A Daycare Plan and Earn Free Night & Weekend Care Bonus. The problem with daycare is all the other times of day we have to work just to pay for it. Maybe give me a gift card good towards Nanny services. Manny services?  We'll take what we can get.