Social Distance Yourself from Others with a Free Doritos Taco
The forecast is sunny, my stomach is rumbling and Taco Bell is hooking it up with free food today.
It's days like this when I feel so alive.
Today, March 31, is a very special day indeed for fast food connoisseurs – especially for those who indulge in the savory world of Mexican cantina. Basically, what I'm trying to say is that Taco Bell is dishing out free tacos to everyone, all day.
Yes, you read correctly: one free nacho cheese Doritos Locos Taco for anyone who is willing to risk the drive to their nearest Taco Bell location.
One single seasoned beef vessel of tasty goodness is patiently waiting for you, beckoning you, calling out to you as if it were saying
"Hey. Hey you. Come get a zesty cheese encrusted shell, packed with beef, real cheddar cheese, and crisp lettuce. You know you want to."
Consider this a simple way of Taco Bell helping you get by during these trying and stressful times. After all, you're already eating up all that food you purchased for the "big quarantine," why not take advantage of something that's free?
Oh, and for anyone curious about the safety of the Taco Bell workers, they are being extremely careful when preparing your food and delivering it to you through the drive-thru window with gloves and proper cleanliness to ensure the healthiness and well-being of their customers.