Everyone is talking about Mariah Carey's pitchy performance at the Rockefeller Tree Lighting celebration. I have a theory.  I'm thinking she is fighting a chest cold.  Hear me out.

Her 'twins" make more appearances than her actual twins. She does not like to keep those things covered up. Not even Baby Jesus' birthday is reason enough to be modest. Don't get me wrong, she looks amazing for a woman in her 40's.  We should all be so lucky.  But have a little class about yourself Mimi.  This was a family show. I know divorce and break ups bring the inner-raunch out in lots of women.  Usually it's a grand gesture to your ex, like "hey look at me, and these sweater puppies. We're doing just fine."

But in an effort to protect her voice, and to not catch cold, my mother would tell her to cover up! Watch the video below and see what I'm talking about.