In the words of NASA... "Houston, We have 'Lift' off"!

I've been searching far and wide for the perfect pair of cuecas (underwear) and as if my prayers were answered, low and behold, I found them.

The date was December 25th, 2017... Christmas morning.

I held a box on my lap, covered in wrapping paper, mysterious to the shake, with not too much weight pertaining to the package. The curiosity factor was through the roof and to my surprise, there were two modern looking packages inside with the letters 'MSX' across the front of them. At a closer look, I realized that I was the new owner of four boxer briefs by NFL Proffesional, Michael Strahan. SCORE!

The label read "XL" with an extended 9" longer length, intended for taller men. To me, this was absolute bliss! No more briefs that would slide up your leg with every step, squat or movement... these were long enough to stay still, no more bunched up baggage.

Now, I know what you're thinking, "Gazelle must be a promoter for Michael Strahan"... You couldn't be any more wrong; I'm just a snob for comfortable underwear. Don't believe me?  See the credentials of these shorts for yourself:

  • Antimicrobial
  • Moisture Wickening
  • Breathable Mesh
  • Comfort Stretch
  • Smooth Touch Waistband

Have I peaked your interest yet? No?! Allow me to continue- since wearing my new 'MSX's', I've felt the following:

  • Comforted
  • Controlled
  • Confident

Exactly what the brand was aiming for and they hit their quailfications out of the ballpark (No pun intended) without breaking your wallet.

Listen, if you're a large man like myself, tall with tree trunk legs, constantly struggling with the every-day poorly made, uncomfortable boxer briefs... then take my word about these.

Again, I'm not trying to sell you product, I'm trying to show you the path to freedom. These briefs are the Stanley Cup, the Secret Garden, the Ultra-Omega of undergarments in the world of fashion and material. To spare you the "T.M.I.", I'm not going to tell you that I'm sporting them right now as I write this confession... but then I'd be lying. ;)



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