Why Did Winter Wait for Spring?

This is absolute nonsense. Spring is on the horizon and all I see is snow. 

Punxsutawney Phil is a full blown liar. Spring isn't coming early at all. At this point I may question if it's even still coming.

This winter wasn't that bad. I survived it just fine with minimal snow that melted away just as quickly as it came. Isn't that honestly the ideal scenario? The snow falls. We all ooh and aww over it. We say how beautiful it is and yadda yadda yadda. Then the next morning when we wake up it's almost totally gone. THAT'S the type of winter I live for.

I always thought the worst kind of winter would be the one with tons of snow, just non-stop mountains of snow. While that definitely sucked a few years ago when we got exactly that, I think I have a stronger distaste for what's happening right now:

Late onset winter.

It's a winter that has crash landed on us right at the finish line. It's like dropping the football at the goal line right before scoring a touchdown.

All I ask is that mother nature please reconsider. Please just take us to spring. We'll all be better human beings for it.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.