Gazelle's Best Man Speech/Song 2016 [VIDEO]

One of my Best Friends, Ryan, married the love of his life on October 7th, 2016.

As a Best Man in any wedding, it is your duty to take care of the Groom, Set-Up the 'Bachelor Party' (help from the groomsmen is totally fine... thanks Matt!), tend to any needs the Groom may have and of course.... write a "speech".

Anyone who knows me understands that I'm not an average person and will go above and beyond to set the bar as high as possible in any challenge that comes about. All I have to do is simply put my mind to the task and do my best to knock it out of the park.

That is exactly what I did.

As a present and a token of appreciation toward my friendship to Mr. Buckley, I gave him this speech (see video above).

The Lyrics:

"The Love Of His Life"
Another best man speech That turned into a song.
Here's a list of things that Buck and I did wrong.
Growing up...was a rush and time flew by
Being young was fun what a crazy ride.
This day was unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
Ryan found the love of his life.

Let me take you back.... To when we were 15
kicked out of the movies by some old guy named gene
Our tickets said that we we're seeing gladiator
But we snuck out to see s movie in the next theater
This day was unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
Ryan found the love of his life.

When it comes to food you know that we eat well
Endless late night runs for munchies at Taco Bell
7 Cheesy chalupas and nachos was a start
Jameson Irish whisky is our favorite shot
This day was unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
Ryan found the love of his life.

Bologna sandwiches with chips and nacho cheese
That time your mother backed her car into a tree
Playing basketball was competitive and fun
Except the time you puked when the coach made us run.
This day was unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
Ryan found the love of his life.

Our trips to Lyndon State were crazy and a blur
How we survived the parties, I'll never be sure
Stood by my side... playing Rugby, singing songs
We were the undefeated champions of beer pong.
This day was unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
Ryan found the love of his life.

I'll never forget the time you taught me to drive stick
Black Volkswagen Jetta too tall we barely fit.
Bridgewater state random car rides to the cape
McDonald's dollar menu was all that we ate.
This day was unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
Ryan found the love of his life.

(Pause) Mocha madness is your go-to for caffeine
Went to mugshots bar when we were just 19
We played pool, went to Vegas, had some fun,
Drank some booze, from a one-hundred ounce mug.
That trip was unforgettable, we went out every night
You know we had the time of out life.

Still can't believe I got that tattoo on my butt
Got sick in Florida, from too much coconut
Six flags was fun, we passed out food to random cars
New wave cafe, jaegar bombs, I miss that bar
This day was unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
Ryan found the love of his life.

Now we're getting old and things are not the same
We are the champions of the B.G. eating game.
Chicken fights, random wrestling on the lawn
Flyin Hawaiians beer Olympic champ-e-ons!
The bachelor party went great, oh man what a great time
You know we had the time of our life.

I'll never forget the Christmas Eve you asked her out,
She was the one for you, you never had a doubt
Now I'm the best man and I'm proud that I get to say
You married Laura, on this very special day.
I couldn't be more happier,(quick) your her husband she's your wife
You both have found the love of your life.