There's nothing like having a doppelganger who is a wanted suspect for a hit and run at a strip club.

Seriously, I didn't need this, not today.

I can't get over how uncanny it is that this guy looks like me. I mean, you see it, right?

Courtesy of the Dartmouth Police Department
Courtesy of the Dartmouth Police Department
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My first thoughts were why the heck couldn't these guys get the spotlight for saving baby ducks or helping an old lady cross the road? No, they had to conduct a hit and run at a local strip club, which makes it even worse.

As of right now, these three suspects shown below are still at large and are wanted by the Dartmouth Police:

Courtesy of the Dartmouth Police Department
Courtesy of the Dartmouth Police Department
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Between my phone blowing up and all the Facebook tags and mentions, I had to somehow clear my name, so I called over to the Dartmouth Police Department and here's how the conversation went down:

ME: "Detective Kyle Costa, please."

DET. COSTA: "Hey big guy, what I can help you with?"

ME: "Just wanted to let you know that the guy from the Kings Inn photo is NOT me."

DET. COSTA: "Oh, I know. His arms are much scrawnier than yours. There's no way it could have been you."

ME: "#DayMade."

Well, I guess there's only one last thing to do and that's to find the guy who made me out to be some kind of strip club-going lame-o and thank him for tarnishing my name.

Basically, long story short, in the words of Shaggy, "it wasn't me."

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