SouthCoast Missed Love Connections From This Past Weekend

It's been a while since we've done a "Missed Connections" segment on Michael and Maddie. You know me, I'm a hopeless romantic. Every once in a while, especially on a Monday morning, I like to comb through the "Missed Connections" section of Craigslist and shine a spotlight on some of the SouthCoast listings that may have happened over the weekend.

Here is one of our favorites from this morning.

Fall River, MA. Charlton Memorial Emergency Room, Sunday night.  

At Charlton last night, you were the blonde bombshell in the hallway on a stretcher.  when i was leaving the nurse brought you a knee brace i kept hitting the bathroom we looked at each other many times the blonde with long blonde hair she had dark Hollywood shirt and black spandex on i know this is a long shot but if you see this and i know your interested touch base with me text.   hope your knees better soon i know witch side the brace was going on and only you would know tty soon

The first thing that strikes me about this missed connection is the poor girl, obviously having a rough day, laying on a random stretcher in the hallway of the emergency room. I mean, timing is everything. This doesn't strike me as the ideal time to try to spark a relationship.

Also, the fact that his qualifier is that he knows which "side the brace was going on" is interesting. First of all, it's a 50-50 shot. Secondly, it's mildly unnerving that he paid that close attention.

Listen to the Michael and Maddie "Missed Connections" segment above.