Since The World Didn’t End Today, Can We FInally Get An Answer To These Questions?

So the world is supposed to be ending today huh? That's too bad.

I never have found the answers to these important questions:

Who let the dogs out?
What is the way to get to Sesame Street?
Why Dora doesn't just use Google maps (it's 2012 after all)
Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why did Joanie love Chachi?
If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Does the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?
And just what is Victoria's secret?

The world must keep going, I have too many unanswered questions! Thanks to my buddy Eric for the inspiration!

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