I was hoping it didn't have to come down to this, but here goes nothing.

Someone is sending me weird packages from Amazon, I'm officially freaked out, and I'm seeking you, the reader's help. Yes, I've called Amazon Customer Service and got nowhere (I'm not the least bit surprised), but it's to the point now that even though these gifts are innocent and fun, who's to say it doesn't go South from here?

There's no return address, no name from the gi ft-sender, the "gifts" are super weird and the creepiest part is that only a small handful of people know my address here in New Bedford.

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After reaching out to my friends and family, no one has confessed to ordering anything for me. Unless of course, they're lying, but who would go through the trouble of sending back to back to back packages? I've received one a week for the last three weeks and I'm at my boiling point. To top it off, the package was made out to just "Gazelle", no birth name or last name.

Just the radio name and my address.

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The contents of these packages are also concerning. The first one was a small tin, the size of a York peppermint patty. Apparently, it was dehydrated underpants that when you add water to it, it grows or something along those lines. The note that was attached to it read "Enjoy your present, from your secret admirer". Yeah, because an anonymous pair of "whitey-tighties" in a can is not creepy at all (insert eye-roll emoji here).

Package number two was an adult coloring book of animals defecating and it was biologically accurate and 100% weird.

Finally, the third (and hopefully the last) package had a screaming goat figurine inside of it. When you push on its head, it screams bloody murder.

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If anyone has any hints as to who this mysterious, yet oddly-generous Amazon shopper is or even just some tips on how to figure them out, please email me at Gazelle@Fun107.com. Feel free to message the Michael and Maddie Show on the app as well.

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