Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Kim Kardashian Makes Up Words While Discussing Her Never-Ending Divorce On ‘Letterman’ [VIDEO]
Continuing to promote their vapid reality show 'Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,' Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney stopped by 'The Late Show With David Letterman' on Wednesday night, Jan. 16.
But rather than discussing babies and sharing breast milk, the topic of conversation turned to Kim's 72-day marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries.
Or as we call it, "that media stunt that's ke
GQ Releases Its ‘Forbidden’ Beyonce Cover [PHOTOS]
When an upcoming cover of GQ featuring Beyonce leaked on Instagram earlier this week, the magazine's legal team sent out a whole slew of take-down letters to websites that posted it.
But apparently GQ got tired of paying its attorneys to play whack-a-mole, because the publication finally decided to just share the cover its own damned self. Which is probably what it should've done in the first plac
‘Twilight’ Nominated for All the Razzies Ever
Hollywood has its Golden Globes and its Oscars, but us humbler folks have the Razzies, an awards show created to honor the very worst in cinema. From painful movies to pathetic acting, the Razzies have spent more than three decades punishing the worst of the worst with a $5 award that's glamorously spray-painted gold.
And this year, there was one clear frontrunner in the list of nominees: 'The Twi
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This oft-arrested actress never considered higher learning because, as she said, "People go to college to find who they are as a person... I kind of already know that so it would be like I'd be taking a step back or something."
Nicki Minaj Is Concerned ‘American Idol’ Will Damage Her Precarious Street Cred
High up on the list of things that shouldn't concern Nicki Minaj: becoming “too famous.” Yet the singer is incredibly worried that her new role as judge on 'American Idol' could do just that, even though it opens her up to whole a new audience of exactly no one since 'Idol' watchers already know who she is.
Rob Kardashian Says He Would Never Have a Baby Out of Wedlock Like Some People
Ah, the love between siblings. It's a beautiful thing. Especially when your brother is Rob Kardashian and he insults you for getting pregnant before being married. Or rather, being pregnant without being married to the father of your baby.
To be fair, Kim is married, just not to Kanye West, the father of her fetus. We hate when that happens.
To the Surprise of No One, All of LeAnn Rimes’ Candid Shots Are Actually Carefully Staged
You might want to sit down for this. Turns out all those LeAnn Rimes photos in which she's gallivanting around in a bikini or cuddling with husband Eddie Cibrian are not just random shots taken by paparazzi who track her every move.
Instead, they're carefully planned photos from paparazzi who are asked to track her every move.
We know -- everything you once knew about the world is completely and
Jessica Simpson Is Obviously Gestating a Bouncing Baby Elephant [PHOTO]
Now that Jessica Simpson has confirmed what we already knew, she's free to share endless photos of her burgeoning belly so the paparazzi don't have to. And given Kim Kardashian's own gynecological news, the next few months are gonna be an epic Instagram showdown between the two.
Yay. Awesome. (Blargh.)
The Best Celebrity Twitter Feuds of 2012
Twitter has been giving celebrities a platform to air their opinions and what they ate for breakfast since 2006, and boy have they. It's also given them a place to interact with other celebs and share their grievances with one another.
This of course has inevitably led to a new form of communication: The Twitter slapfight, in which stars duel over the internet in 140 characters or less (often to t
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This former child star believes in basing her life around the antics of animals. She once said, "I hate all those anti-nervous medicines. Animals are all nervous. Look at squirrels - they're always like, 'Oh my God!'"