Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Celebrity Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours

Prom season is almost upon us. Which means boys are renting tuxes and limos, girls are trying on frothy dresses, and everyone is prepping for an after-party filled with alcohol and lost virginities. We kid. (Sort of.)

Vanilla Ice Loves Miley Cyrus + Thinks Justin Bieber Is Going to Be the New Version of Himself [PHOTO]

Miley Cyrus recently paid an insulting homage to one-hit partially stolen wonder Vanilla Ice, referring to Justin Bieber as the new Ice in her interview with Rolling Stone. But apparently the Ice Man didn't take things too personally if his Miley tattoo is any indication.

Are Big Time Rush Getting Torn Apart by the Ladies?

The band Big Time Rush (who got their start as a group on a Nickelodeon sitcom) say they're still going strong and not on the way to a breakup even though their show is off the air, but all their promises reportedly may come to naught if Carlos Pena's fiance/actress Alex Vega has her way.

Britney Spears Stabs Pepsi in the Back and Makes Money Off Coca Cola

Britney Spears has finally answered the age old question, "Coke or Pepsi?" and double-crossed her former Pepsi sponsors in the process with her stock portfolio.

Ryan Lochte’s Reality Show Unsurprisingly Cancelled After One Season

Seems that watching Olympian Ryan Lochte hit on women and misunderstand monikers that describe him weren't enough to draw in audiences and the E! reality show 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?' -- which no one ever answered, by the way -- has officially been cancelled. Can we get a big loud, "Hell Jeah!"? (We're looking at you sassy news anchor.)

Miley Cyrus’ MTV Documentary ‘The Movement’ Gets a Trailer [VIDEO]

Miley Cyrus has amassed an army of followers, at least if the trailer for her upcoming documentary for and by MTV is to be believed, in which she talks about her new look, her new sound and her much blabbed about VMA's performance which conveniently aired on MTV. You'd think they were psychic or something.

Christina Aguilera Shows Off Slimmed Down Look on ‘Leno’ [PHOTOS / VIDEO]

We don't think we can say enough that Christina Aguilera has come a long way in gaining her svelte frame back, so here it is again: Christina Aguilera looks amazing. Last night (Sept. 18) she showed off her toned and trim body on 'The Tonight Show With Jay Leno' in a little black dress, and boy was it black and little.

Carrie Underwood Brings Adorable Girl from Her ‘See You Again’ Music Video Onstage [VIDEOS]

Carrie Underwood released the music video for her hit single 'See You Again' back in June, which featured an adorable little girl named Brooklyn running into her father's arms after he returned from military service -- and she gave the little girl an encore onstage performance on Friday (Sept. 13).

Kristin Cavallari Arrested In Illinois Over California Driver’s License

Former 'Hills' star Kristin Cavallari found herself in handcuffs thanks to a law in Illinois (where she lives with husband Jay Cutler) which landed her in jail for carrying a California driver's license.

Austin Mahone Finally Passed His Driver’s Test

Teen pop-star Austin Mahone may have managed to snag a Moonman at the MTV Video Music Awards but he had a lot of trouble trying to clinch that right of teen passage, the much coveted driver's license.