Do you know how many times I dread talking to customer service? You get a prompt menu voiced by an overly excited robot that seems to want to help you, but takes forever giving you the necessary number to press, or doesn't have the common courtesy to even listen to your vocal response to its question. Finally! There's an answer to no longer deal with this issue.

It's called Dial A Human. All you have to do is click the letter of the company you're calling customer service, that most likely is using an automated robot, and follow the directions to get an actual, real life, oxygen breathing operator that'll probably not help you as well, but at least you can yell at them once again.