We ALL know I'm not the smartest stick in the bundle, so I had to ask Michael Rock to teach me his ways.

I mean, come on.... when's the last time YOU used a payphone? With today's technological advancement with electronics and communicative devices, using a payphone is a rarity. I found this "phone" looking device at a fancy restaurant (The Abbey Grill) in Fall River and was dumbfounded at how it works.

So if you're like me (let's pray you're not, haha) and you're not exactly sure how this "payphone" gizmo works, here's the tutorial: