Crystal Greer Brooks really loves Mickey D's! Gotta have the McNuggets! The jokes pretty much write themselves. Unfortunately, it's no laughing matter when you get hit by a car, especially by your girlfriend. Police in Tennessee say a woman ran over her boyfriend three times after he refused to go to McDonald's with her according to WKMG News.

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Crystal Greer Brooks, 33, of Kingsport was apparently upset that her boyfriend wanted to eat at a different restaurant,when cops showed up they found Brooks' boyfriend with abrasions to his arms and back.

He told police Brooks forced him over to the side of the road, then got in his pickup truck and ran him over him three times! Brooks isn't loving it! She has been charged with aggravated assault.