Two Woman Search For ‘Fall Boyfriend’ On Craigslist

You can find a lot of weird things on Craigslist, and now you can be these two women's "fall boyfriend".The two ladies from Manhattan posted their request under "Rants & Raves" in Craigslist, where they described their perfect temporary boyfriend.

They started out by describing themselves, of course, as "smart, funny, and attractive". The ad got oddly specific with everything they wanted out of their potential men, from requiring the boyfriends to have a "chill group of bro friends," to owning Patagonia vests, whatever those are.

If you planned on applying for their Fall Boyfriend position, hold your horses, because there are plenty of other requirements that could make or break your chances with them.

Fellas, you're going to need an Ivy League education along with a robot-like ability to follow your new girlfriend's directions. Don't worry, you'll get to watch football, while the two ladies get drunk on your tab. Of course you'll need one of your bros to be an exact copy for the other girl, so the four of you can go on double date brunches while they make each other laugh and you two eat your food quietly.

It should be stressed that this is a temporary position. You'll only be needed long enough to buy her holiday presents and get that New Year's-kiss-pic in Times Square.

Oh, and I shouldn't forget the end of the letter. If you can't identify the lyrics, "Strange how the night moves, with autumn closing in," you're out. Do I smell a radio contest?