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Since The World Didn’t End Today, Can We FInally Get An Answer To These Questions?

So the world is supposed to be ending today huh? That’s too bad.
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I never have found the answers to these important questions:

  • Who let the dogs out?
  • What is the way to get to Sesame Street?
  • Why Dora doesn’t just use Google maps (it’s 2012 after all)
  • Why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”
  • Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed
  • Why “abbreviated” is such a long word
  • Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons
  • Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
  • Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
  • Why did Joanie love Chachi?
  • If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
  • What came first the chicken or the egg?
  • Does the “Alphabet Song” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune?
  • Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?
  • And just what is Victoria’s secret?

The world must keep going, I have too many unanswered questions! Thanks to my buddy Eric for the inspiration!

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