I'm amazed that the newscasters in these clips could keep a straight face when reading some of these names, but they are real names of real criminals and they are pretty funny.

Jimmy Kimmel was kind enough to collect the following clips for years, just for the chance to play them all together like he did on his show the other night.

Lucky for him a woman with one of the most ridiculous names ever committed a crime and made every one of these name clips that much funnier!