New Survey Will Tell You If You’re Normal
I am not even close to being considered "normal", but you may want to know if your answers would be in line with mainstream America. An online survey asked the following questions: If drop a piece of food on the floor, would you pick it up and eat it? If you are normal, your answer would be YES. 60 percent said they pick it up, brush it off, and eat it. Will you have your Christmas decorations up by the end of Thanksgiving weekend? If you are normal, the answer is NO. Only 38 percent of the American public said they would.
And one more question; Would you drink a toast of champagne from your significant other's shoe? What is the normal answer? NO. Only one in ten people said they would.