We've all been in a situation where we're retelling a story about something and end it with "well you had to be there." Fortunately for us, this guy was there to witness what sounds like the most hilarious car accident in the history of car accidents. 

Even though this is from a 2008 recording, it puts us right in the action thanks to this fantastic play-by-play by the man on the phone. There was never a more perfect time to be leaving someone a message.