I had the weirdest dream last night that I was clean shaven. Thankfully, when I woke up, that was not the case.

June 15th will mark the three months of beard-ness that I have been growing on my face, and will hold the record for longest grown of all the years I have grown facial hair. You can also start to see some blond in it when the light hits. That's the German part of me.

My son's hilarious because he says it's "scwratchy" however it's fluffiness and softness contributed by constant conditioning has thwarted that scwratchiness.

got beard?