That's right. Prepare yourself because it has happened. Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are no more. After 30 years of marriage they have decided to call it quits.
Is this really newsworthy? Am I the only one that has said year after year, "Oh, they're still together?" The joke was always that they were perfect for each other, but it was more like, who else are either of them going to find?

Now the real fun begins. Pretty soon we'll be seeing pictures of Danny DeVito on some resort with a hot supermodel. Okay, now you can laugh.