Economic Problems Hit Fun 107
Times are tough, prices are rising, paychecks are not, and things just took a turn for the worse here at Fun 107. If we want a snack in this building, we turn to our antiquated candy machine that contains various items like Doritos, Chips, Snickers, and a few other goodies.
This machine does not accept dollars, dimes or nickels, so its a constant scramble to get the three quarters needed for the privilege to eat a bag of Smartfood Popcorn or Skittles, (which always gets stuck on its way down). But now, we have been informed that due to the rising cost of various things, the cost will now be ONE DOLLAR!
So, now we have to come up with FOUR quarters for our snack sized treat. The good news is that seeing as how the machine isn't set up to take FIVE quarters, maybe the inflation stops at a dollar forever. Unless we get a machine in here that is less than 20 years old.