Doctor Declares Man Chronically Late
I need to find this doctor. For those of you that listen to the FUN Morning Show, you know I’m late a majority of the time, now I have a great excuse. Actually, a diagnosis.
According to The Evening Telegraph, a British man named Jim Dunbar has a doctor’s note to excuse his tardiness.
Even wearing a watch, setting his clocks fast or leaving his home some 12 hours early did nothing to stop Dunbar’s tardiness. After a life literally of missed opportunities, the 57-year-old now has the perfect excuse, he has been diagnosed with chronic lateness. I like the sound of this. It makes it so technically real.
Eventually, a doctor explained to Dunbar that his condition is rooted in a defect in the same part of the brain as Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).