Thanks to the 'Screaming Goat' viral video, goats are that able to scream exactly like human beings, someone should have forwarded a YouTube link to a Tennessee resident who called 911 last week, because he thought a blood-curdling scream he heard meant a man was in danger. Nope. Just a goat.

According to the Herald-Citizen, dispatchers sent cops to the source of the screaming, only to find a goat tied to fence. No charges were filed because you can't charge a goat for screaming.