Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Kesha Will Drink Her Own Urine in Her Forthcoming Documentary. As You Do.
In “that's not that surprising for a woman who sexes up ghosts and wears underwear made from human teeth” news, Kesha's upcoming documentary 'Kesha: My Crazy Beautiful Life' will feature the singer drinking her own urine.
Adele Scolded Chris Brown for Staying on His Ass When Frank Ocean Won a 2013 Grammy
Adele was not taking any of Chris Brown's rudeness at the 2013 Grammys. After Brown refused to stand like everyone else when Frank Ocean nabbed Best Urban Contemporary Album, the British chanteuse allegedly gave Brown a piece of her mind.
We don't know if this story is true and we don't care. We love it. (Please let it be true.)
2013 Grammy Award Winners – Full List
In between all the great performances at the 2013 Grammys, they even handed out some awards. And while we did disagree with a few of the winners, nothing made us scream RECOUNT! or anything.
Thanks to our friends at PopCrush, here's the whole line-up of people who took home Grammy hardware on Sunday, Feb. 10.
Justin Timberlake Shares Cover + Track Listing of His Upcoming Album ‘The 20/20 Experience’ [PHOTOS]
Justin Timberlake apparently goes to the optometrist in his fanciest tux, because eye care is no laughing matter. Or possibly because his new album is titled 'The 20/20 Experience' and the album cover is a tongue-in-cheek reference to vision. We're still unclear. (See what we did there?)
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. This actress and multiple mama admitted, " go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me."
The Best Celebrity Super Bowl Commercials Ever
The Super Bowl is a day for food, booze, puppies and funny commercials. Oh, and occasionally football, but let's be honest -- it's mostly about indulging our stomachs and paying semi-attention to the game to get to the ads.
Kris Humphries Is Using Kim Kardashian’s Own Words to Prove Their Marriage Was Fraudulent
Basketball player and shortest Kim Kardashian hubbie (so far) Kris Humphries is currently in the middle of an epic fight to prove Kim married him under false pretenses -- which would thus give him leverage to get a much-desired annulment.
Jimmy Fallon + Brian Williams Slow-Jam About the Fiscal Cliff [VIDEO]
Ever wanted your politics to be more fun but Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart somehow just don't do it for you?
What the hell is wrong with you? But alright, fine. Enter late-night host Jimmy Fallon and 'NBC Nightly News' and 'Rock Center' anchor Brian Williams to slow-jam about the debt ceiling with an assist from the Roots.
Kesha’s Presidential Platform: Whiskey + Gay Rights For All
While President Barack Obama was celebrating his second term at the official and impossible-to-crash Inaugural Ball (believe us, we tried), other celebs partied at peripheral events to ring in the Commander-in-Chief's next four years in office.
One such luminary? Kesha, who donned her patriotic best to celebrate the event at the RIAA's inauguration celebration concert at the 9:30 club in Washingto
Katie Couric Scores First On-Camera Interview With Manti Te’o to Discuss His Dead Hologram Girlfriend
Oprah may have gotten the big Lance Armstrong sit-down, but he's already yesterday's news. The disgraced athlete du jour? That's Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o, whose imaginary girlfriend (and her fake death) have grabbed headlines since last week.
Everyone wanted his first on-camera interview about the scandal -- and in another example of sisters doin' it for themselves, Katie Couric snagged th