As another Hollywood "hottie" is rumored to be cast as Christian Grey in the 'Fifty Shades of Grey 'movie, it got me to rolling my eyes thinking - who should NEVER, under any circumstance, be cast as Christian Grey?

5. Nick Nolte: This tousled head of hair is not sexy. At all. EVER.

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4. John Heder: More like 'Napoleon Dud-omite'.

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3. Macaulay Culkin: Home Alone? Don't wonder why, pal.

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2. LMFAO's Red Foo:  UnSexy and I Don't know it. What, I work out?

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1. Me (Billy Teed):  Too much sexiness isn't allowed in regular theaters. Sorry, Ladies.

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Don't forget our Ladies night out party is happening on July 12, so mark it down on your calendars! You won't want to miss this!