Team USA

Just a day after their crushing defeat in the round of 16, at the World Cup, Team USA's head coach, Jurgen Klinsmann, had some strong comments to make, when he took to the podium, Wednesday morning.

It's a big match at the World Cup for Team USA today...and Team Portugal if you're rooting for them to advance. After these two teams ended their match in a draw it apparently comes down to a lot of math to see who makes it to the next round. Thankfully we have Stephen Colbert to help figure it out.

This very well could be the most dangerous Olympics in modern times. Right at the crossroads of some of the world's most dangerous, unchecked countries. And..they hate Americans.