rudolph

The B side to my smash hit, Santa Claus is coming to town. While I'm not as proud of this piece of work as I am of my Santa Claus hit, I do put my personal touch on an American favorite that children cherish. Remember, the purpose of me releasing these songs from my album is for you and your family to enjoy together on Christmas Eve...

Have you ever wondered how Rudolph got his red nose? Well, Dutch scientists have finally explained the mystery. Turns out, the reindeer's shiny nose is the direct result of "hyperemia of the nasal mucosa." Way to take all the magic out of Christmas, science.