Caption Contest: “Tan Mom” Thrown Out Of Drag Queen Show

We got some pictures from a drag queen show last night at Hell's Kitchen in New York.  The event was called "Tan Mom at Hot Mess". The New Jersey mom lived up to the hype, had a FEW too many, and ended up getting thrown out. The hardest part of this was deciding which of pics to use for a caption contest, but decided to start with this one. Any ideas?