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Wyclef Jean Signed On to Produce Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album
Not only is Amanda Bynes' rap career looking more and more as if it's a real thing, Wyclef Jean has now allegedly signed on to produce the eventual album (which may or may not put William Hung to shame).
Kanye West Denies Canadian Model’s Claims That They Had an Affair [PHOTOS]
In what may be forever known as the last temptation of Yeezus, a Canadian model has stepped forward claiming she slept with Kanye West on two separate occasions -- once during Kim Kardashian's current pregnancy. Kanye, however, says her pants are on fire.
Justin Bieber + Miley Cyrus May or May Not Be Hooking Up [VIDEO]
In a chain of events that some feel brings to mind the harbingers of death in the book of Revelation, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were spotted canoodling at a Los Angeles hot spot over the weekend before leaving together.
Listen Up, Channing Tatum: Snooki Has Some Parenting Advice for You [VIDEO]
Now that Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are parents, it makes sense that they would immediately receive unsolicited advice from Snooki. (MTV pays her for that now, you know.)
His Holiness Kanye West Demands You Not Speak In His Presence [VIDEO]
Paparazzos are sometimes annoying or aggressive. A photog who caught up with Kanye West (en route to cure a leper, probs) in New York this weekend was being neither -- but that didn't stop Yeezus from throwing a holy hissy fit.
John Travolta Is Crashing Weddings Now [PHOTOS]
Seems John Travolta can't get enough early summer lovin,' because the actor made a surprise appearance at a Georgia couple's wedding after a chance meeting with the duo the night before.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Are ‘Hanging Out’ Again in an Unlabeled Relationship
After they were seen canoodling at a party over Memorial Day weekend, rumors immediately ignited that Katy Perry and John Mayer were back together. While this was a rude assumption that assumed neither of them had the self-control to maintain a platonic friendship, well ... it looks like it's probably true.
Kim Kardashian + Kris Humphries Are (Finally) Officially Divorced
A year and a half after separating and countless tumultuous legal battles later, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are finally divorced.
So It Turns Out Melissa Joan Hart Isn’t a Bankable Movie Star
It looks like Melissa Joan Hart could have used some teenage witch magic -- the actress has put the kibosh on her ill-fated Kickstarter campaign after it failed to raise enough money for a movie she wanted to do.
Kristen Bell, Elizabeth Banks + More Commend Angelina Jolie for Mastectomy Announcement
After Angelina Jolie wrote a beautifully-penned op-ed piece in the New York Times to announce she'd undergone a secret double-mastectomy, fellow celebrities heralded her courage and activism on Twitter.