If you want to know how to throw your career away after a single run in with the police after a night of drinking, you may want to see how one registered and well respected nurse on the cape decided to make it happen. According to the Cape Cod Times, Teresa Starling, 39, of Dennisport, works at Ambulatory Surgery and Laser Center of Cape Cod in Sandwich, according to police.

She identified herself as an intensive-care unit nurse and repeatedly told officers that when they or family members “end up on my operating table, I'm going to make sure you all die,” according to the report.

Yarmouth Police Department

Call me crazy, but I have a feeling this is only the beginning of her problems. Also, I have a number of friends on the department and I appreciate their effort to keep the town safe and put up with crazy stuff like this!