I could tell you some of my Valentine's Day Horror stories, and they are just  - wow - over the top.

On the other hand, it's easier to ask you if you have one! We want to hear about it. Have you ever had a just the worst experience on what known to be the most romantic day of the year!

Did you expect a perfect night but end up in tears,  Share your worst -- we mean, best -- Valentine's Day horror stories below. (To protect the innocent... and very guilty. First names are fair game and a great way to get even.)