My wife has been complaining that my skin is too dry and I need to "moisturize". She's been on me about this for years. "Drink more water," she says. "Look at your hands! They look like they could crack open."
To make matters worse, my skin is peeling from the sun I got on the Fun 107 Cruise. So, when she came home yesterday, she brought me some "mens" lotion from Bath and Body Works.