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Hikers Rescued After Getting Lost Searching for UFOs
Four hikers are safe after getting lost in Blue Hills Reservation last night.
Massachusetts State Police say they dispatched numerous patrols including a K-9 unit and a helicopter before finding the hikers around 10:30.
The hikers say they were looking for UFOs they were following after spotting them …
Space Aliens Invade New Bedford Area
Please do not panic.  Please do not dial 911. Don't even run and hide in your closet. My initial contact with Commander Glort, who, through in interpreter, told me he is from a far away galaxy that I could not begin to spell or pronounce, was somewhat friendly...