A driver in San Antonio, Texas, passed out behind the wheel of his truck and smashed into four parked cars on Friday, but he says that a Slurpee caused the accident.

According to WOAI-TV, the driver said he suffered a "brain freeze" from gulping a Slurpee down, then passing out before ramming the parked cars.

I know what you're thinking, it was alcohol. Well, the police gave him a breathalyzer and there was no alcohol in his system, just Slurpee. Talk about a low tolerance for the red and blue, right? Sip slowly. I know we all get excited and become 4 years old again, but is it really worth the accident?